I get it. We all have our list of “do’s and dont’s” when it comes to finding our soul mate.
Perhaps you want to find someone who likes quiet time at home instead of the bar scene. You may want to find a person who likes travel and sight seeing.
Whatever the case may be, I can pretty much guarantee that there’s a website to find that “special person”. These unusual dating sites are actual websites that you can register and log into. They’ll help you find your perfect soul mate, provided you’re looking for someone with not so average interests and sort of strange habits.
According to the website, “Naturism is a philosophy that values simplicity and increased harmony with nature.” And being completely nude. Hey, whatever floats your boat right?
(Not too bad. Nudists have been around for some time so this one isn’t that off the wall)
This one is for taller than average people who want to find other tall people to date or for “Tall Admirers.” Some people have height requirements for a soul mate, so I get it.
(Hang in there, we’re getting to the good stuff)
Gluten Free Singles
I understand wanting to be with someone who can understand your diet restrictions, but seriously? You’re really limiting yourself here. Millions of people in the world survive every day without a food soul mate.
This whole “Walking Dead” thing has gotten way out of control. Let’s see, are you a zombie lover who’d like to hang out with a person who feasts on human flesh? Then this dating site is for you!
Their company quote tells you everything you need to know. “Everybody loves a clown… Let a clown love you.” Staaaaahp
Haven’t found the dating site for you yet? Don’t worry. We’re getting there.
Vampire Passions is for vampires and vampire lovers. Not a vampire, just want to check it out? Take a bite and see what all the hype is about.
Don’t act like you’ve never wanted to put on a life size cat costume, scratch furniture, drink milk from a bowl and stare at everyone with disdain. Furry Mate is the place to go. The website reads, “You spoke, meowed, purred, tweeted, and followed, we listened!” Let me know how it works out for you.
Women Behind Bars
Alright guys (and gals) listen up. Are you an introvert? A bit socially awkward? Don’t really care for the constant companionship of others? Then have we got a dating site for you! These are single women serving time who are specifically “seeking mail (male) from people on the outside.”
As the site says, “City folks just don’t get it,”
Plenty of Herpes Fish
Why wait and find out later from one of the “normal” dating sites. Go right to the source I say.
Sea Captain Date
This website states: “Sea Captain Date is the internet’s number one dating site for Sea Captains who wish to connect with men and women (on land and on sea) who share a mutual love of the ocean.” Why limit yourself to dry land. Take on the entire globe!
Stache Passions is a dating site for people who are all about mustaches. That’s it. Facial hair. Hey, who am I to judge right?
I’m not sure if this site is for non-twins who want to date a twin, twins who want to date other twins, or twins who want to date non-twins or just a slick way of going out with two people at one time.
Now we’re getting to the “fun” stuff. There really are adults who voluntarily wear diapers and pretend to be babies. If this is up your alley have your mom jump on her computer and sign you up!
The fun’s not over yet everyone…..
Because apparently if you’re passion is horses it’s hard to find others who’s passion is horses when you’re hanging around horses all day.
Date a Golfer
You golf. After work, on the weekends, at the club, with your friends. Vacations are taken just to play golf. I guess it’s difficult to find someone who loves to play golf while you’re surrounded by people who play golf.
Here’s the plan…. we’re going to sign up right after the pizza delivery guy gets here.
I have questions. First…. are outside people allowed to date in the Amish community? Second…. how will they know I’m interested if they aren’t allowed to use technology like this? I’m calling bullsh*t on this one.
Date My Pet
I get it. Your pet is your baby. Your life. I’m thinking this site could have found a better name for itself other than, “date my pet”. Just saying. (We do not encourage dating anyone’s pet)